On the first day of Starboard,
my sales rep sent to me
One system for SAN and NAS.
On the second day of Starboard,
my sales rep sent to me
Dual HA Nodes,
And one system for SAN and NAS.
On the third day of Starboard,
my sales rep sent to me
Three SSDs,
Dual HA Nodes,
And one system for SAN and NAS.
On the fourth day of Starboard,
my sales rep sent to me
Four protocols,
Three SSDs,
Dual HA Nodes,
And one system for SAN and NAS.
On the fifth day of Starboard,
my sales rep sent to me
5 times more fun,
Four protocols,
Three SSDs,
Dual HA Nodes,
And one system for SAN and NAS.
On the sixth day of Starboard,
my sales rep sent to me
Six storage apps,
5 times more fun,
Four protocols,
Three SSDs,
Dual HA Nodes,
And one system for SAN and NAS.
On the seventh day of Starboard,
my sales rep sent to me
7X24 support,
Six storage apps,
5 times more fun,
Four protocols,
Three SSDs,
Dual HA Nodes,
And one system for SAN and NAS.
On the eighth day of Starboard,
my sales rep sent to me
80% less power,
7X24 support,
Six storage apps,
5 times more fun,
Four protocols,
Three SSDs,
Dual HA Nodes,
And one system for SAN and NAS.
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On the ninth day of Starboard,
my sales rep sent to me
90% less drives,
80% less power,
7X24 support,
Six storage apps,
5 times more fun,
Four protocols,
Three SSDs,
Dual HA Nodes,
And one system for SAN and NAS.
On the tenth day of Starboard,
my sales rep sent to me
10 times performance,
90% less drives,
80% less power,
7X24 support,
Six storage apps,
5 times more fun,
Four protocols,
Three SSDs,
Dual HA Nodes,
And one system for SAN and NAS.
On the eleventh day of Starboard,
my sales rep sent to me
Eleven chunks in layout,
10 times performance,
90% less drives,
80% less power,
7X24 support,
Six storage apps,
5 times more fun,
Four protocols,
Three SSDs,
Dual HA Nodes,
And one OS for SAN and NAS.
On the twelfth day of Starboard,
my sales rep sent to me
a 12 drive storage pool,
Eleven chunks in layout,
10 times performance,
90% less drives,
80% less power,
7X24 support,
Six storage apps,
5 times more fun,
Four protocols,
Three SSDs,
Dual HA Nodes,
And one system for SAN and NAS.
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